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Blonde Medical Terminology
Anally - occurring yearly
Artery -- study of paintings
Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- letter like A, E, I, O, U.
Caesarian section -- district in Rome
Cat scan -- searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- sheep dog
Coma -- a punctuation mark
Congenital - friendly
D&C -- where Washington is
Diarrhea -- journal of daily events
Dilate -- to live long
Enema -- not a friend
Fester -- quicker
Fibula -- a small lie
Genital -- non-Jewish
GI Series -- soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- suitcase
Hangnail -- coat hook
Impotent -- distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- got hurt at work
Medical staff -- doctor's cane
Morbid -- higher offer
Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
Node -- was aware of
Outpatient -- person who had fainted
Pap smear -- fatherhood test
Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- letter carrier
Protein -- favoring young people
Rectum -- darn near killed 'em
Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- amorous
Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- study of knighthood
Tablet -- small table
Terminal illness -- sickness at airport
Tibia -- country in North Africa
Tumor -- an extra pair
Urine -- opposite of you're out
Varicose -- located nearby
Vein -- conceited
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Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet
became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even
when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite
thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his diet, he wound up with very bad
breath. Therefore: he became known as a (wait for it ...):
Super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
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The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His
boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick
as he looked absolutely terrible. "Well..." said the Engineer,
"I met this blonde and turned out she was an engineer-in-
training and wanted me to tutor her. One thing lead to another
and we ended up back in her room having wild gorilla sex all
night."
"OK," replied the boss, "that may explain your fatigue, but
why are your eyes so red?"
"Well..." said the Engineer, "turns out she was married and
had a baby at home. She started crying with remorse, and I
started thinking about my own wife and kids, so I cried too."
"I see." chided the boss, "but that seminar ended Friday. How
come you still appear so ragged ?"
"Well..." said the Engineer, "you can't sit there and cry 4-5
times a day for four days and not look like this."
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